Stoner Achievement Awards!

Amusing as Hell.  May help distract the distractable-enough from noticing that sidebar stuff didn’t get done.  Do you really need to hear why? Just assume the obvious, and whether you are or are not correct, you’ll settle for the ‘reason’ knowing full well it coulda just as easily been YOUR fuckup, if you were running [...]

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Top Ten Things To NEVER Do While Tripping – via Hip Forums

Enjoyed the heck outa the Hip Forums.  Definitely will spend a bunch more time THERE if I can squeeze some out of a day.  A fellow named PB Smith posted this entertaining, even if somewhat disturbing, list there a few years back…I reran it with a few small grammatical changes and added some responses.   [...]

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One Way To Get “Edgy” People Into Church

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Text Adventure Parody: Infocom Caves On Acid

For the past month or so, I’ve set my Flock browser to start up with Cracked.com – yeah, it’s a website that’s somehow also connected to that Mad magazine knock-off you’ll remember if you spent your childhood in the 1970s, although I am not clear on who if any of the persons who did the [...]

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Should Have Taken Acid With You

This dude probably should have taken anything but alcohol, apparently.

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Me Seek Weed

Cute. But I’m a little stumped about how the person who p-shopped this saw a letter “G” in that cannabis leaf. ///shroogle///

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What Chuckie Cheese Snarfs

Always had a feeling pure cane sugar might be this child-stalking rat’s drug o’ choice. He’s such a dork, he can’t even cut his lines properly.

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That’s one way to go about feeding a jones.

Something about this is definitely oxymoronic. How many crackheads can hold a job? Found through Worst of the Web!.

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